Why the addiction??? You used to be an every once in a billion years treat.... now you are a twice or three times a week stint.
Why the White Chocolate Mocha or the Double Chocolate Chip Frap??? It used to be the sweet taste now it the energy both of you give me during your respective seasons.
Why the money I spend on you??? You've become expensive and I could find better things to spend my money on.
Why oh why Starbucks.... why???
Sincerely Your New Addictive Friend,
More to come....